Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This ~~hole~~ meme was made for you!

RULES:

Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.

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what they deserve

• comment with your character.
• in no uncertain terms, other guys/gals/pals tell your guy/girl/not listed above what they deserve.
• this will go well.

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THE FIRST IMPRESSION MEME

You only get once chance to put your best foot forward. Screw that up, and you'll be forever seared in someone's mind as the person who had spinach in their teeth, or worse!

✨HOW TO PLAY

1. Drop a top-level!

2. If you have previous CR with someone, you'll have to let them know what your first-impression of them was.

If this is your first time meeting, you'll be compelled to share what kind of vibe they give off. It's okay to be honest! Are they gross? Do they seem approachable? Do you find them incredibly hot?

3. Find out if your first impression was correct! Maybe that strange loner actually has a heart of gold? You'll never know unless you talk to them!

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tfln, tumblr, or wayback machine

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— city at night meme

You've got the world around you yawning with potential, possibilities fanning out before your very eyes—after all, they say the city doesn't sleep at night. The skyline's illuminated with glittering lights, and even now, the streets are bustling with activity. So here's the real question: where are you at this hour?

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TOUCH STARVED
Inside of you, there are two wolves: one is averse to all any contact and the other craves it.

This meme goes out to you weirdoes.

HOW TO PLAY
▲ comment with your character.
▲ thread out any prompts that hit your inbox.

YOUR CHARACTER

holds a person’s hand
draws a person in for a hug
climbs into bed with a person
tickles a person
traces shapes on a person’s skin
tucks a person against their chest
cuddles with a person
cups a person’s cheek(s)
plays with a person’s hair
brushes hair from a person’s face
nudges a person
rests their hand on a person’s knee or hip
rubs a person’s shoulders or back
peppers a person with kisses
kisses a person gently
kisses a person roughly
pulls a person down in a heap
bites or kisses a person’s neck
caresses a person’s body
nips or kisses a person’s ear

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SECRETS REVEALED

- No blank comments. Top levels should include your character telling everyone their biggest secret, that little piece of knowledge they've kept quiet for whatever reason. Positive or negative, embarrassing or devastating, about themselves or someone/thing else, every whisper counts as long as it's about a secret you'd rather die than tell.
- What happens, then, when the truth gets out? Will it set you free...or set every prospect you had on fire?

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the bodyguard meme

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THE BODY HEAT MEME

Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.

Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.

A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!

So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!

Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

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ｕｎｓｅｎｔｔｅｘｔｓ

① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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the hurt/comfort meme

( tl;dr )
( I only care about the prompts )

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The Intimacy Meme

Intimacy is NOT necessarily about sexual contact. Intimacy is all about two people forming a connection and bond between them. That involves becoming best friends, trusting each other, knowing each other, understanding each other. Intimacy is grown and developed, it can't be rushed.

RULES

Comment with your character. Be sure to include preferences (ie, f/f for shipping, OTA for gen, etc)
Tag others!

PROMPTS
( prompts under here )

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100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences

→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

→ write a starter based on the prompts

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FIND THE BEAUTY

Today, we'll press below the obvious. We'll dig deep to find the true beauty that's within. For some of you, we'll need to dig deeper.

Uh. Maybe not that deep. Too deep. Too deep!

...this could end up being a real challenge. But I still think everyone's beautiful. Yes. Even that guy!

how to play.

○ Comment with your character.
○ Other characters will remark on what they find beautiful about your character. Of course, they can talk about physical features, but hopefully, they'll be more creative than that.
○ We can't make any promises.
○ Return the favor. Share the joy. Make someone smile today.

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The Swear Myself to You Meme
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morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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dialogue prompt meme1. COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER.

IN YOUR TOP-LEVEL, INCLUDE AS MANY DIALOGUE OPTIONS AS YOU WANT. FEEL FREE TO USE THIS GENERATOR FOR INSPIRATION.

OTHERS PICK ONE TO REPLY TO.

BUILD A SETTING AROUND IT AND HAVE FUN!

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Welcome to the Magical Creature Bazaar - a sprawling open-air market where the strange, the rare, and the impossible can be found! Dragons coil behind reinforced glass, unicorns stand beneath silken canopies. Creatures that whisper, creatures that shimmer, creatures that wear human faces until they don't.

Some come here out of curiosity.
Some come for profit.
Some come because they have no choice.

Are you here to browse... or are you part of the display?

Humans (or something close enough)

1. A Curious Visitor – You came to witness the wonders. Maybe today the fairies will dance?
2. A Potential Owner – You're searching for a companion, servant, or status symbol.
3. A Seller – You've brought something extraordinary. Will it fetch a fortune, or attract the wrong kind of attention?
4. A Researcher – Knowledge is your goal. Measurements, notes, experiments... assuming the subject cooperates.
5. A Liberator – You see cages where others see commerce. Someone here shouldn't be kept. The question is... can you get them out?

Creatures

1. On Display – You are a spectacle and a beauty. Make sure to stretch those wings and show off all those colors!
2. For Sale – Whether by force or fate, you are here to be sold. Will you resist... or choose your next master carefully?
3. Planning Escape – You'll break every bar, binding, or bargain — you're not someone who can be held down!
4. Seeking a Mate – You've been brought here to find a mate. Maybe you want one. Maybe you don't.
5. Socializing – Maybe others of your kind are here, or maybe you you've made your own pack.

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THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MEme

Finally, a meme with a clear-cut answer to an easy question! You've lived a good life - there should be only one, two minor tragedies to choose from.

...right?

HOW TO PLAY
- see the title.
- no, that's what's gonna happen.
- your character's biggest trauma, the worst thing to ever happen, is listed in the subject line.
- now everyone can comment on it. that'll be a healing experience..

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CONNECTIONS

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

Sure, first meetings can be fun to play out. On the other hand, those of us who crave those deeper relationships between characters often can't find it in crossovers or superficial canon interactions. No need to fret about those inconveniences in this meme. Around these parts, everybody knows your name - no, not Cheers. Sorry. I mean that all characters know each other.

They're connected, somehow.

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character, preferences, what manner of assumed CR is okay with you. To ease tag ins even further, you might want to give examples of what kind of relationships your character would have, but that's not a hard prerequisite.
- Others tag in using the dialogue examples below to spark a thread where two old associates match up once more?
- Tag around.
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